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Boner, hard-on, erection. (n)
I saw this hot girl walk by today and I got a Koner!!!
Koner by Greenbrier high school February 28, 2010
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Someone who has seen Invisible Children's "Kony 2012" project and is extremely supportive of it (sharing the video on their Facebook page, putting up posters), almost to the point of orgasming over it.
Mitch: Did you hear? Kevin's got a massive koner.
Frank: I know, he sent me that video like five times today alone!
koner by Torminator II August 28, 2012
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Koner konerak konerkian Konerman Koneru Kohnert konek Konark kone KonekoKitten
Euphemism for vagina (pussy, cunt, beaver etc) Used mostly as an adjective i.e. Koner-ass mother fucker. But can be substituted as a noun in non-sexual scenarios, ie Bitch has a bloody Koner. Very popular in the Southern Adams County PA area.
After our fishing trip, my boat smelled like dirty koner
Koner by Moar! June 14, 2018
sexually assaulting a women
Yeah that horrible person did a koner
koner by assaodsaj January 25, 2025
A chem teacher who wears Hawaiian shirts on Thursdays, likes puns, and occasionally tells long stories that either end with a pun or relate to a chem topic (or both).
Note a koker will use peanut butter sandwiches as a simile for almost all types of bonding.
(Jonah walks into chem class with a Hawaiian shirt on Thursday)
Grant “your such a koker”
Koker by epicgamer22 January 23, 2020

El Psy Kongroo 

The correct spelling of El Psy Congroo. Famous chuuni catchphrase said by Okabe Rintaro in Steins;Gate in place of bye, often after phone conversations (the phone does not need to be turned on). A brief pause must be pronounced between words.
*you put your phone to your ear*

The pizza is in the oven. What? The operation will take twelve minutes? That's too long! The organization will be here any moment now!... There is no other way, huh? If I don't call in half an hour tell my parents that I love them. El Psy Kongroo.
El Psy Kongroo by Tsukuyomi_Z November 2, 2020

konec hry 

To win a game, usually in a fashion where one completely destroys his/her opponents.

Derived from "Achtung Die Kurve" or (commonly referred to as "Curve Fever") in which konec hry appears in bold letters to demonstrate a player's victory.
William: I'm the best at this game, you'll never beat me Pinkney
Harrison: you'll never konec hry anyone ever Fred you gimp
konec hry by heychjay June 12, 2018
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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