kolbie

a nice, hot, sexy girl who is is easily loved. she has a nice ass, and is fun-loving to the maximum. she has a ton of friends. she's very outgoing and loves partying. very funny and attracts ton of guys.

drew: damn that kolbie is hoooot!!
sam!!: why'd you dump her then BITCH

by xpanicerr August 5, 2009

kolbie

A very sexy man with the capability of growing a killer mustache fit for a 60s man who loves children. Though he doesn't love children, he is very hot, very sexy, very handsome and NOT a pedo. He hasn't fucked his sister once.

I look at his ass passing by the street sometimes. I'm not gay, but like, I would totally tap that. The thing about Kolbie is that he makes us all laugh, even if he is stupid and goofy, and on Discord he is NOT a simp, which is a gargantuan task of its own.

Wow! That Kolbie is totally not a simp. That's all there really is to him; but he does got some killer looks when that *pedo stache* is shaved off his face!

by scloozydude March 15, 2020

Kolbie

kolbie is probably one of the funniest and hottest girls you’ll ever meet. she always is down to party and drink. she’ll probably be crazy in and out of bed. she is SO brutally honest and has a smart ass mouth but also loves to hard. kolbie will fall in love with any guy that shows her the least bit of attention. she attracts a bunch of guys but she will end up pushing them all away. if you meet her she’ll be the best thing to ever happen to you!

“hey kolbie is so funny”
- yeah she should be a comedian and a model

by vapeslut2021 November 24, 2021

kolbie lang

punch in the ass

i want to kolbie lang you.

by hiollo February 19, 2017

Kolbie Lang

The Cherokee punch in the ass. Ass punch in the Cherokee language

I want to Kolbie Lang you Red Feather!

by hiolo February 18, 2025

Kobiee

Really skinny beauty with brown curly hair. Usually has big brown doe-like eyes and a caring heart. Best friends with a giraffe. Always the life of the party but really shy, too. Quiet to strangers but loud amongst friends. Loyal and a really good artist. She puts Van Gogh to shame.

Princess Livs: Wow that picture is really good.
Kobiee: Yeah, it's mine.

by Princess Livs December 10, 2012

Kolbye

Sometimes referred to as a god, this man is so sexy and smart that woman can’t even comprehend it

Hot girl 1 “look at Kolbye , he’s so hot”
Hot girl 2 *immediately faints*

by TRGangswag October 22, 2019