koalatea 

It's a koala pun which is funny in its pronunciation. We usually say quality, but "quali" sounds like "koala", and "ty" sounds like "tea". ~TexpoKOALA

Did you hear the joke about the koala bear who preferred to steep its eucalyptus leaves in water instead of eating them?
It's a koalatea joke.

koalatea by KOALAFIEDt September 17, 2022

koala tea 

a bastardized pronunciation of "quality" that functions as an adjective. made popular on tumblr. sometimes written as koalatea or koality.

you're such a koala tea person.

koala tea by weathereports October 16, 2010

Koalabearing 

This process occurs when two people are spooning, with one member of the party completely hating the experience. Typically the little spoon, this victim of misplaced affection commonly wakes up on the very edge of the bed trying to get free, only to encounter a body mass clutching them ferociously, like a rabid Koala.

Also see Xanax, Spooning, and Koalas

"I really hate to spoon after sex, but when I woke up he was koalabearing the shit out of me. I'm never taking Xanax again."

Koalabearing by JennyPanda December 7, 2006

Koala Tea Time 

1. Just a more fun way to say "Quality Time"

2. A folk punk band from Annapolis, Maryland

Want to spend some koala tea time at the Koala Tea Time show tonight?

Koala Tea Time by the petting zoo August 28, 2012