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Knuckle Pucked 

-To get all sorts of fucked up
-Wasted
-Trashed
-Ripped
-Hammered
It was reported that Tiger Woods got Knuckle Pucked and Drank himself into oblivion the other night before he drove his Escalade into a fire hydrant and a tree.
Knuckle Pucked by JDubsEPA December 2, 2009

Knuckle pucker 

A term for when you just can't explain how goofed a person is.
Holy shit Keenan, you're such a knuckle pucker.
Knuckle pucker by D-ton218 January 3, 2019

knucklefuckle 

When two people go in for a handshake and one person puts up knuckles and the other person goes for a standard handshake. A fucked up handshake or a fucked up attempt at one.
The boss went to shake my hand and I gave him knuckles on accident. What a knucklefuckle.
knucklefuckle by DV8DUG September 27, 2017

knucklepuck

1. When one pops the hockey puck up on its side with one's hockey stick and smacks it causing it to fly in the air.

2. A hardcore band known for writing songs about the movie Mighty Ducks.
1. Matt Cullen's knucklepuck shot to win the Stanly Cup in 2007 was without a doubt the goal of the year.

2. Knucklepuck put on a kick ass show last night I was really getting into it until that kid crowd punched me and broke my nose.
knucklepuck by yetimeister October 30, 2008

knucklefuck 

One who combines the attributes of a knucklehead and a fucker.
What the hell! Are you some kinda knucklefuck?
knucklefuck by David Nygaard January 30, 2005

knucklefucker 

A man who masterbates
John knuclefucked himself before he went to sleep.
knucklefucker by Dan March 2, 2005