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Knuckle-dusting 

V. The act of female masturbation so frequent and furious that one's knuckles become raw from constant friction and moisture.
"While my partner was away for the summer, I spent my days and nights totally knuckle-dusting the shit out of myself".

"The pain of knuckle-dusting is nothing compared to the pain of loneliness and celibacy".

"Knuckle-dusting is the chain-smoking of sex".
Knuckle-dusting by PenePee December 5, 2013

Knuckledusting 

When a loved one or significant other won't help a bro out and he's forced to knuckle his own junk. Said bro shoots baby batter into his own hand and allows it to dry. The following morning punches the unwillingly participant from the night before creating an eruption of cum dust shooting from his knuckles.
Liz wouldn't go down on mike, so he gave her a full-on knuckledusting the next morning.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008