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Knobb Features 

A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.

Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit

Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.

Related Words

knobb goblin 

a person who enjoys the art of sucking dick soo much that he/she sneaks a suck while your sleeping.
i woke up with one serious ranger last night. must o been that damn knobb goblin again
knobb goblin by roggy February 19, 2007

knobb and coke

a fine ass drink. knobb creek whiskey, bourbon i might add. plus your standard cola drink. with ice if neccessary.
knobb and coke please.
you got it.
knobb and coke by That Nigga Steve February 9, 2008

Knobb Gobler 

When you happen to find yourself slurping the penis of and old man on a sunday.
Whoa man, your such a knobb gobler!!!!
Knobb Gobler by Richie Eveland December 9, 2008

every-lasting knobb gobber

a female or male that enjoys giving oral sex just a little too much
Female1: my boyfriend loves when i go down on him but never does it for me
Female2: so what please your man girl
Female1: but it makes me feel like an every-lasting knobb gobber
every-lasting knobb gobber by K1D November 27, 2012