when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knoblike corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.
Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?
radio starts playing "slob on my knoblike corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"
Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.