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knob shiner 

i'm getting a knob shiner this weekend from a total hottie
knob shiner by air-e-anna December 16, 2008

(K) Nob Shiner 

Coupling of words used to insult and enrage a fellow by suggesting he "shines knobs"
More offensive than the word "wanker" as it suggests that the victim of conversation pummels penis so vibrantly, that the offending love lance develops a shiny, glossy sheen.

often abbreviated to "Shiner"
1.
Steve: "I think that the band Limp Bizkit are super awesome"

Dave: "Shut up you knob shiner"
(K) Nob Shiner by Ali August 29, 2004

knobshine 

Oral sex performed on a male. Hence "shining the knob". Can be used as an insult.
"What a knobshine!"
"Give us a knobshine, will ya?"
knobshine by ladyhancock March 24, 2003

knobshite 

A derogatory term primarily used in the Republic of Ireland, sometimes as an insult between friends.
Shut up Seamus you feckin knobshite.
knobshite by yowassupbro July 31, 2011

knobshine 

In Colorado, any tourist from Texas.
I was at the bar this afternoon and a bunch of knobshines walked in wearing full camo outfits.
knobshine by skeeter May 13, 2005

KNOBSHINE 

Another word for calling someone a knobhead, but taking it to the next level. Used in a sentence towards someone who is getting on your nerves or to attract attention to someone who is pretending to be their friend but they're that knobheadish(adj of scouse word knobhead-american version and rest of UK dickhead) , that they haven't realized yet.
Scenairio-Fat fred has lived and grew up next to Garry his next door neighbour. Gary has other friends who don't live in the same street. On appearance the friendship seems ok, but whats been going on, when gary says t'ra fred, enjoy mcdonalds,- garys been meeting up with his mates since 1980, and the retrospect went like this-"I hate that fat fuck fred-hes a right fucking knobshine-I wish he would fuck off and move down south-the fat cunt.
KNOBSHINE by GARY69LFC July 30, 2019
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