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The act of getting a boner

Not to be confused with lob on or knob off
Watching that porn gave me such a knob on
knob on by Tom P. Cock April 21, 2006
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knob on your cob

The act of sucking dick as if you're nibbling on a large, buttery, corn on the cob.
Dude, Olivia just knobbed on my cob like a starving Nigerian child!

"I'll knob on your cob, Jon"
knob on your cob by Hourumiyamoto September 13, 2016

sock on door knob 

Means we're fucking don't come in.
Tod is I'm there.
No don't go in there is a sock on door knob.
Oh ok tod is getting a little lucky.
sock on door knob by fitzy_2v May 30, 2016

Slob on my knob 

1: DUUUUUUUUDE she slobed on my knob

2: Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place

Third find a bag to hide the whole face
Slob on my knob by THE ENDERMAN June 19, 2012

Slob On My Knob 

When You Suck A Man's Dick
Slob On My Knob, Like Corn On The Cobb, Check In With Me, And Do You Job.
Slob On My Knob by Patrick February 13, 2005

slob on my knob 

means to give a man oral sex
slob on my knob, like corn on the cob
slob on my knob by Rose April 8, 2003

slob on my knob 

giving or recieving oral sex A.K.A. HEAD
slob on my knob like corn on the cob check in with me and do the job lay me on the bed and give me head dont have to plead dont have to beg
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