knob on your cob

The act of sucking dick as if you're nibbling on a large, buttery, corn on the cob.
Dude, Olivia just knobbed on my cob like a starving Nigerian child!

"I'll knob on your cob, Jon"
by Hourumiyamoto February 16, 2016
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fuck pimple

The object of the cluster fuck. That which has created the fuck.
*looking at a condom stuck in the drain*
Mario: "Bang, there's the problem. That's the little fuck pimple that's causing the problem..."
by Hourumiyamoto October 06, 2017
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