knob on your cob

The act of sucking dick as if you're nibbling on a large, buttery, corn on the cob.

Dude, Olivia just knobbed on my cob like a starving Nigerian child!

"I'll knob on your cob, Jon"

by Hourumiyamoto September 13, 2016

fuck pimple

The object of the cluster fuck. That which has created the fuck.

*looking at a condom stuck in the drain*
Mario: "Bang, there's the problem. That's the little fuck pimple that's causing the problem..."

by Hourumiyamoto October 05, 2017