Knob Lobber

A member of the group, “The Knob Lobbers,” is one that lobs knobs. These knob lobbers operate as one, being a hive mind of pyros. The Knob Lobbers can be encountered within the popular game Team Fortress 2. In such an event, wacky, maybe even silly shenanigans will rapidly ensue, due to the alarming lack of brain cells among the aforementioned hive mind.

XxStu_pidFacexX: Beware of the knob lobbers, I just saw a cluster of them in the sewers…

AverageScvnt69: Great advice. I will make sure to stay alert in case I come across the Knob Lobbers as well. Thank you.

Knob Lobber by SuspiciousRatty April 30, 2023

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knob lobber

A cock sucker, a man who likes to "lob" the "knob."

That Senator ------ is such a knob lobber.

knob lobber by shindotv September 7, 2007

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knobhobbery

The act of knobhobbing.

When a woman's infatuation with a man's penis lulls her into a state of hobgoblin like servitude, wherein she becomes trapped performing any and all menial tasks usually around the man's house in exchange for penetration from his g-spot pounding knob.

Abby was a respectable girl until all this knobhobbery over Rob.

knobhobbery by VinnyTherapist August 13, 2009

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knobjobber

one who gives knob (head)

yeah right you fuckin knobjobber

knobjobber by ejaculation24-7 February 11, 2009

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The Everlasting Knobslobber

A woman with an oral fixation involving a man's penis, to a fault. Where in, your dick almost never leaves her mouth. She will suck it and suck it and suck it and will never tire...

"Last night my girlfriend gave me roadhead . After I finished, in her mouth, she sucked me dry till we got home; 3 hours later...She is totally The Everlasting Knobslobber!"

The Everlasting Knobslobber by Cjd1981#C.Kent August 31, 2017

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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