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knob chopper
precariously balenced toilet seat which falls down while having a piss and therfore must be held up manualy
knob chopper by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003
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knob-chops
A bit of a muppet, who no-one really likes, but you just put up with because you can laugh at him when he thinks you are laughing with him when he tells a(nother bad) joke.
"That Tom, he's a right knob-chops. Bad jokes and even worse back-hair, but a least you'll be able to have a laugh."
knob-chops by emilybeaver May 14, 2006
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knob chopper by Nodrama September 27, 2006
Knob chopper
Knob chopper by Biggest boi420 October 26, 2018
knobchopper
a toilet seat that really annoyingly wont stay up when you are urinating, you can try to use on ehand to hold it but this can be messy, otherwise it will fall on you
knobchopper by daibheaid October 16, 2005
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