knob chop

when you bite someones dick

First person "Man! heard that babe gave you head last night"
Second person "Yeah bro but she knob chopped me, bitch"

by milfhunta February 2, 2015

knob chopper

precariously balenced toilet seat which falls down while having a piss and therfore must be held up manualy

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003

knob-chops

A bit of a muppet, who no-one really likes, but you just put up with because you can laugh at him when he thinks you are laughing with him when he tells a(nother bad) joke.

"That Tom, he's a right knob-chops. Bad jokes and even worse back-hair, but a least you'll be able to have a laugh."

by emilybeaver May 14, 2006

knob chopper

A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

He is a complete knob chopper

by Nodrama September 27, 2006

Knob chopper

Someone who bites off a mans penis

Holy shit Sarah is a knob chopper, she bit David’s dick off

by Biggest boi420 October 26, 2018

knobchopper

a toilet seat that really annoyingly wont stay up when you are urinating, you can try to use on ehand to hold it but this can be messy, otherwise it will fall on you

person: i was in the toilet but it was a frickin knobchopper
friend:ouch

by daibheaid October 16, 2005

Knobchops

Someone who is a bit of a tit.

I don't like him, he's a bit of a knobchops...

by bek March 12, 2004