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knobcheese
there was a young mouse called keith,
who bit a mans knob with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but to get to the cheese beneath
who bit a mans knob with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but to get to the cheese beneath
chris is a knobcheese
knobcheese by chris wheal April 23, 2004
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knobchopper
a toilet seat that really annoyingly wont stay up when you are urinating, you can try to use on ehand to hold it but this can be messy, otherwise it will fall on you
knobchopper by daibheaid October 16, 2005
Knobcheese
The actual name is 'smegma' found behind the foreskin, it usually smells and is fairly stringy and usually yellow in colour
Yjan pulled back his foreskin, only to reveal to his boyfriend matt,that he had a tonne of knobcheese
Knobcheese by Star + Glitter April 15, 2005
knobcheese
(also bell end brie, helmetdale)
the smelly dirty shit found under the foreskin of tramps and other scum
the smelly dirty shit found under the foreskin of tramps and other scum
knobcheese by Anonymous September 23, 2003
knob-chops
A bit of a muppet, who no-one really likes, but you just put up with because you can laugh at him when he thinks you are laughing with him when he tells a(nother bad) joke.
"That Tom, he's a right knob-chops. Bad jokes and even worse back-hair, but a least you'll be able to have a laugh."
knob-chops by emilybeaver May 14, 2006
knobcheese
knobcheese by peter pan October 15, 2003
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