Knobchops 

Someone who is a bit of a tit.

I don't like him, he's a bit of a knobchops...

Knobchops by bek March 12, 2004

knobcheese 

there was a young mouse called keith,
who bit a mans knob with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but to get to the cheese beneath

chris is a knobcheese

knobcheese by chris wheal April 23, 2004

knobchopper 

a toilet seat that really annoyingly wont stay up when you are urinating, you can try to use on ehand to hold it but this can be messy, otherwise it will fall on you

person: i was in the toilet but it was a frickin knobchopper
friend:ouch

knobchopper by daibheaid October 16, 2005

Knobcheese 

The actual name is 'smegma' found behind the foreskin, it usually smells and is fairly stringy and usually yellow in colour

Yjan pulled back his foreskin, only to reveal to his boyfriend matt,that he had a tonne of knobcheese

Knobcheese by Star + Glitter April 15, 2005

knobcheese 

(also bell end brie, helmetdale)
the smelly dirty shit found under the foreskin of tramps and other scum

"...that guy been in that room for weeks. I bet hes fulla knobcheese..."

knobcheese by Anonymous September 23, 2003

knob-chops

A bit of a muppet, who no-one really likes, but you just put up with because you can laugh at him when he thinks you are laughing with him when he tells a(nother bad) joke.

"That Tom, he's a right knob-chops. Bad jokes and even worse back-hair, but a least you'll be able to have a laugh."

knob-chops by emilybeaver May 14, 2006

knobcheese 

the dirty yellow cheese under ones foreskin

tim hewitt

knobcheese by peter pan October 15, 2003