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knife ass 

The approximate 2 - 10 seconds of immense pain inside of a female's anus that comes and goes without warning. It feels like - more or less - a knife in one's ass.
Girl 1: *starts to wince in pain whilst squirming in chair*
Girl 2: Are you alright?!
Girl 1: *stops* Yeah, I just had a massive case of knife ass
Girl 2: Aw yeah I hate that
knife ass by deuxgatos January 21, 2011
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ass knife 

when your skateboard gets between you and the ground when you fall and catches you in the junk.
Argh! I missed the rail and got ass knifed!!
ass knife by Slyder February 17, 2005

Knife Yo Ass

A threat to cause pain using a knife or blade.
"you best step before I knife yo ass!"
Knife Yo Ass by DayDay January 4, 2004

big ass knife 

a big ass mutha fuckin knife, as in a big ass blady thingy! kill dem snakes on da plane
Dat be a big ass knife nigga!!!

knifeass 

The feeling of a hot, serrated steak knife wedged up your asshole after a long, violent session of explosive diarrhea.
I have the worst knifeass today after drinking that McDonald's iced coffee.
knifeass by knifeass March 11, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026