knick knacks 

A selection of snacks and finger-foods, usually ready to eat, not requiring any preparation.

You wanna eat something? I have knick knacks...

knick knacks by SoulLimbo June 29, 2011

knick knacks 

the thing you wear under your pants/skirt, not to be confused with "panties" which is a retarded american word that we have no use for. See also: underwear

Gotta get some new knick knacks, my old ones have mysteriously disappeared

knick knacks by Immi_callmepnk January 2, 2009

Knick knacks 

Genitalia, and the various other (sometimes considered decorative) bits on the human form.

Wife: Show me the ol' knick knacks.

Husband: BRB, imma dust off.

Knick knacks by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

knick knack paddy crap 

The endless amount of candle holders, doilies, figurines and other useless curios that people acquire and display in their homes covering every spare inch.

I will never move again - we've been unpacking knick knack paddy crap for a week!

knick knack paddy crap by brorobo August 26, 2013

knick knack 

Any piece of shit (PoS) you can buy from tourist traps from around the world. Made cheap, and sold to idiots who love them way too much.

I got some lovely knick knacks from this terrific *antique* store in Maine.

knick knack by M2. October 1, 2003

Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack 

The Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack is a rare goat-like animal that is found on the high mountain slopes of the Scottish Mountains. When at its most confused, the Knick-Knack spins around in circles for approximately two minutes and then goes on a rampage to eat Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s. The minerals found in Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s helps the Knick-Knack grow a thick white furry coat that’s helps keep it warm when temperatures drop to a chilly -27°C.

Due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the Knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. The feet of the Knick-Knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing Snow haggises.

Knick-Knacks can be seen all year round in the Scottish Highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the Knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. Since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the Knick-Knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most Gore-Texed jacket on the market.

Physiatrist: You seem to be shivering alot. Whats wrong? Are you cold?
Non-Scottish person: I-I-I got chased down Ben Nevis by a Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack.
Physiatrist: Christ, he will never recover.

Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack by Muckle Flugga November 9, 2008

knick-knackery

(n) plural. we're talkin' serious knick-knacks, tchotchkes, trinkets, gewgaws, bric-a-brac, usually in wide array, impressive splendor and/or great quantity.

Dude, did you check out the plethora of ceramic clown figurines over there? Oh, the knick-knackery.

So, uh, what kind of knick-knackery are we lookin' to get Grandma for her birthday this year?

Just got a deal on three crates of top-of-the-line knick-knackery, fell off a truck on the way to the Dollarama in Orlando.

knick-knackery by Caity B March 14, 2010