kneejob

where u stroke a guy off with your knee footjobsolejob

my friend dustin was braggin bout the kneejob he got from his g/f the other nite

by Catfishman90 January 22, 2007

Knee Job

A knee Job is when you wake up at two in the morning and your old lady has jammed her Knee into your C&B's and is rubbin' like she either wants to bust 'em off or make you spurt a load on her leg. Generally best when she's wearing hosiery of some kind.

My wife woke me up with a fantastic Knee Job and I made a mess on her shin.

by Rev. Footjoy May 13, 2010

drop top knee job

when a hoe gets down on her knees and sucks the shit out of your dick

"my girlfrind gave me that drop top knee job last night. "

by yourfantasy January 23, 2009

Kneejab

Knee high socks worn by Kneesus worshipers

Thoust must weareth thine Kneejabs wenst prayest toth Kneesus

by KneeseyJeesey April 6, 2022

Knee Job

Placing one's penis in the crevice at the back of a female companion's knee, resulting in pleasure when the lady-friend rapidly traps and releases the penis from in-between her thigh and calf, whilst she holds her foot to aid the fast and furious opening and closing action of suffocating and freeing his knob.

'Woiiii, the back of my gyal's knee is more moist than your fam's vajayjays put together! Loved every minute of trapping my knobby in there, especially when she kept doing this thing where it looked like she was opening and closing the back her leg like a pair of scissors, with my codge still in that dutty crevice! Best knee job ever! I was singing 'knees bent, arm stretched ra-ra-ra' throughout that crazy shit!'

by Dr Zoolanda K Jizzle June 29, 2014

Knee Job

When a girl, typically a weird one, puts her vagina on your knee and starts to ride it vigorously until she climaxes. It usually does nothing for the guy and his knee thats involved.

Elizabeth-I wanna have an orgasm.

Me-Okay..I can help with that!

Elizabeth-Let me ride your knee.

Me-Wtf? Okay..

Elizabeth-No don't watch the movie! Watch me give you a sexy knee job. I've had a lot of practice.

Me-Uh-mm.. this is doing nothing for me.

Elizabeth- Sh-shh! I'm almost done!

by MC Hammer! December 8, 2010

Knee Job

This occurs usually in a loud bar. A male approaches a female he is interested in and proceeds to rub his crotch against her knee as he comes in to talk to her. Usually used to display sexual prowess and vigor.

Amy: Wow did you see that freak try for a knee job? He's creepy and I don't like his suit.
Sean: Man this chick wanted me so bad she gave me a knee job.

by Derooger September 20, 2013