Kneading 

Commonly misinterpreted as a method of removing air from dough when in fact it is a revolutionary better way of spooning. Occurs between two people in a seated position. One folds themselves round the other forming a beautiful matrimony of body and soul.

Man: How do I knead?
Ghandi: You will know when you have reached it. Kneading is enlightenment.

Male 1: Yeah we went to fifth base last night
Male 2: You kneaded?
Male 1: Yeah man
*High fives all round*

Kneading by Peppermint T October 30, 2014

Kneading 

When during missionary intercourse the man starts kneading the womans stomach like dough.

Her tits weren't worth a damn so I started kneading her stomach like I was making a loaf of fuckin' bread.

Kneading by Zeeebra November 24, 2010

Kneading the dough 

1. Mindlessly playing with ones ball sack while doing something else, such as watching TV. Usually done when the scrotum is warm and pliable. Not so much a sexual move as much as something done from boredom.

2. Masturbating in such a furious and severe manner that it looks like a Russian house wife making bread. Due to the severeness the sounds can be very similar to kneading bread.

1. Jada yet again caught Jordan "kneading the dough" as he watched Captiain American for the 8th time.

2. The guy with the sprite drinks pretended to read the papers but was secretly staring at the cashiers butts as he was "kneading the dough".

Kneading the dough by Big Larry Givens January 12, 2012

Kneading the dough 

When a woman fists herself to the point of orgasm.

I heard Kurtis watched Hannah kneading the dough!

Kneading the dough by Dat Asian Ass October 16, 2012

kneading the dough 

When you apply flour on your nut sacks and then, smack your opponent's forehead with your flour covered nut sacks.

Pete really got good at kneading the dough on Mike's forehead.

kneading the dough by xX-PADILLA-Xx May 3, 2014

Kneading the Dough 

Absolutely destroying that puss puss with your bare masculine hands.

My hands are sore from last night after kneading the dough.

Kneading the Dough by werdna313 June 14, 2022

kneading bread 

When a person squeezes and massages breasts in a kneading bread type of movement.

I was kneading bread so hard it was ready to bake.

kneading bread by Polina Dolta January 10, 2014