Knap

(v.) To masturbate, choke the chicken, pull one's pork, etc.

"Man, I wish my roommate would get out for like two minutes so I could knap."

"Take a knap; you'll feel better."

by Lonelyjew 14 February 4, 2008

Knap

Knap- To Knap someone is to slap your testicles into their cheeks until they fall unconcious or their teeth fall out.

I knaped that slut till she spat crimson foo.

PS FOR ALL YOU IDIOTS THIS IS NOT REALLY A WORD. SHUT UP IN ADVANCE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING FUCKTARDED JUST GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF.

PPS HEHEHELOLIRJUSSKIDDINGRARRRR!

by Smokey_MC_Pot_Cheese December 10, 2003

Knap

Term to a baby sloth

Look! What an adorable knap.

by NickTheOneNOnly February 7, 2018

knap stat

knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.

BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.

MFKW: "well thats knap stat."

BAMF: "i agree."

by dsoghaskdg February 19, 2009

knap stat

knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.

BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.

MFKW: "well thats knap stat."

BAMF: "i agree."

by dsoghaskdg February 19, 2009

knap attack

the act of waking a girl up in the middle of the night by slapping her in the face then immediately ejaculating on her face

so last night i sprung the knap attack on her right after she fell asleep

by The Knap attack November 25, 2010

Knap Butter

The conglomeration of greasy substance that builds up between the ass cheeks after a particularly long day and resembles the smell of a shart. Occurs most often after it has been greater than 8 hours since a shower and is one of the substances to be removed whilst participating in a hooker shower.

"Girl, I had so much knap butter in my crack last night my thong was greasy!"

by shuddddders October 7, 2009