Knap
"Man, I wish my roommate would get out for like two minutes so I could knap."
"Take a knap; you'll feel better."
"Take a knap; you'll feel better."
Knap by Lonelyjew 14 February 4, 2008
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Knap
Knap- To Knap someone is to slap your testicles into their cheeks until they fall unconcious or their teeth fall out.
I knaped that slut till she spat crimson foo.
PS FOR ALL YOU IDIOTS THIS IS NOT REALLY A WORD. SHUT UP IN ADVANCE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING FUCKTARDED JUST GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF.
PPS HEHEHELOLIRJUSSKIDDINGRARRRR!
PS FOR ALL YOU IDIOTS THIS IS NOT REALLY A WORD. SHUT UP IN ADVANCE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING FUCKTARDED JUST GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF.
PPS HEHEHELOLIRJUSSKIDDINGRARRRR!
Knap by Smokey_MC_Pot_Cheese December 10, 2003
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Knap by NickTheOneNOnly February 7, 2018
knap stat
knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.
BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.
MFKW: "well thats knap stat."
BAMF: "i agree."
MFKW: "well thats knap stat."
BAMF: "i agree."
knap stat by dsoghaskdg February 19, 2009
knap stat
knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.
BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.
MFKW: "well thats knap stat."
BAMF: "i agree."
MFKW: "well thats knap stat."
BAMF: "i agree."
knap stat by dsoghaskdg February 19, 2009
knap attack
the act of waking a girl up in the middle of the night by slapping her in the face then immediately ejaculating on her face
knap attack by The Knap attack November 25, 2010
Knap Butter
The conglomeration of greasy substance that builds up between the ass cheeks after a particularly long day and resembles the smell of a shart. Occurs most often after it has been greater than 8 hours since a shower and is one of the substances to be removed whilst participating in a hooker shower.
Knap Butter by shuddddders October 7, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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