klompus

An incredibly, unbelievably cool person who does dorky things, but is cool anyway.

That chick over there reading with all those people is hella Klompus!

by Alena March 2, 2005

Klumpus

A slow moving person, see sloth, that breaks and ruins things.

The klumpus dropped the computer mouse into a toilet filled with urine and exclaimed it was an accident.

by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018

Klumpus

A person who moves slow sloth who often breaks and ruins things.

The klumpus dropped the computer mouse in the toilet and promptly stated it was an accident.

by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018

Klampus

The Klampus is a secret organization similar to the Illuminati. There is very little information known about this Organization.

Did you hear about the Klampus Organization?

by Klampus is real February 4, 2015

klompstomper

A dutch person, often wearing clogs (klompen).

I got beat up by a klompstomper after insulting their windmills.

by Henk de Vries June 23, 2008

klompstra

Big daddy is what you have to call him because of his loving farther side and his experimental side to all the kinky and gay stuff. His monster cock over time has become know as veiny boi. His best friend Holden has never done any of the gay stuff with him but has taught hockey on and off the ice.

Yo that klompstra run away.

by xXDaddy dongXx April 3, 2018

Klombus

What you find behind Terracurse's eyes.

Terracurse's eyes have something called "Klombus" behind them

by BradyPatrick May 17, 2025