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Klumpus
The klumpus dropped the computer mouse into a toilet filled with urine and exclaimed it was an accident.
Klumpus by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018
Klumpus
Klumpus by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018
Klampus
The Klampus is a secret organization similar to the Illuminati. There is very little information known about this Organization.
Klampus by Klampus is real February 4, 2015
klompstomper
klompstomper by Henk de Vries June 23, 2008
klompstra
Big daddy is what you have to call him because of his loving farther side and his experimental side to all the kinky and gay stuff. His monster cock over time has become know as veiny boi. His best friend Holden has never done any of the gay stuff with him but has taught hockey on and off the ice.
klompstra by xXDaddy dongXx April 3, 2018
Klombus
Klombus by BradyPatrick May 17, 2025
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.