Klipe

Fucking eejit, twat, gobshite, fool

He didn’t even know how to use a turntable, the fucking klipe

by Emshee September 14, 2018

Klepentomaniac

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.

That woman is a Klepentomaniac.

by Robbo_HarveySpectre September 8, 2019

Kliensack

An individual who's day revolves around doing nothing, just fucking around, it's productive part of the day includes materbating and groking people for their food.

Mo: yo dude did you fold your laundry yet?
Jay: nah I'm gonna do it tomorrow

Mo: you're such a kliensack

by Muthafuckenayyy December 10, 2017

the klippa

Pulling "The Klippa" is the act of being caught finger bashing a girl by the girls mother, then instead of taking your fingers out of the girl you keep them inside her and look absolutely flabbergasted at the mother. Then being scared of the mother telling your mother as they work in the same place.

Mate I pulled "the klippa" last night! scared as shit now!

by Mexiccone February 22, 2014

Klipmaballs

When you're receiving head and the bitch bites yo dick off.

Malik suffered a major injury

Malik: Oh ya, keep sucking that shit.
Jazmine: Oh you'll see...
Malik: What was that??
Jazmine: *bites it off
Malik: AHHHH BITCH U Klipmaballs WHAT THE FU...
Jazmine: Don't cheat next time
Malik: SOMEONE HELPP!!!

by The black and The blacker November 14, 2018

Kliewer

1. from the Dutch family name Kluiver, Kluyver, Cluyver, occupational name for a court official, originally a hangman or torturer. Some Mennonites so named migrated to West Prussia in the 17th century.
2. North German: topographic name from cleve ‘swamp’. Compare Klever 1.

Used in a sentence, "Children eat all your vegetables or the Kliewer will get you!"

by Jimmie Joe Joe March 27, 2009

Klipitese

A backwoods language spoken only in upper michigan by drunk persons

I got so drunk last night i started speaking Klipitese!!

by BobbyBreakDown November 8, 2010