klamPz 

Pronounced Klam pis meaning "disgusting piss" in danish. He chose that name himself. Among friends, it is "Klam Hest" meaning "disgusting Horse"
Aspring cs:go player who is going nowhere. astralis did not approve. any of his 34 requests.

KlamPz: wow that horse is disgusting, like really!
you: just like how your kill ratio in cs:go is disgusting - and also you.
KlamPz: yes

klamPz by noesmos April 4, 2017

ass-klamp 

two metallic clamps, similar to a bear trap in nature, that clamp onto your rear end. this can cause a great deal of damage, and if untreated, will ravage your innerds

Joey: "so why is Mike in the hospital?"
Rick: "he got caught up in some ass-klamps"
Joey: *shakes head* "...poor guy. were they-"
Rick: "fully clamped? I'm afraid so"
Joey: "I can't believe this"

ass-klamp by Jamboo August 29, 2006

Klampus 

The Klampus is a secret organization similar to the Illuminati. There is very little information known about this Organization.

Did you hear about the Klampus Organization?

Klampus by Klampus is real February 4, 2015

Klapz 

A broke Person who is often manipulative, conniving, malicious and petty.

This Nigga Got The Klapz

Klapz by TopPlug April 16, 2019

klampnor 

Sphinctor; A fine piece of anal

Damn, look at the klampnor on that shitartney!

klampnor by Voxell August 30, 2022

Klamper

Extremely weird and abnormal!!

Why is that guy licking his gods head? That is "Klamper" AF!

Klamper by Kickstand Kenny May 31, 2026