klamPz

Pronounced Klam pis meaning "disgusting piss" in danish. He chose that name himself. Among friends, it is "Klam Hest" meaning "disgusting Horse"
Aspring cs:go player who is going nowhere. astralis did not approve. any of his 34 requests.

KlamPz: wow that horse is disgusting, like really!
you: just like how your kill ratio in cs:go is disgusting - and also you.
KlamPz: yes

by noesmos April 4, 2017

ass-klamp

two metallic clamps, similar to a bear trap in nature, that clamp onto your rear end. this can cause a great deal of damage, and if untreated, will ravage your innerds

Joey: "so why is Mike in the hospital?"
Rick: "he got caught up in some ass-klamps"
Joey: *shakes head* "...poor guy. were they-"
Rick: "fully clamped? I'm afraid so"
Joey: "I can't believe this"

by Jamboo August 29, 2006

Klampus

The Klampus is a secret organization similar to the Illuminati. There is very little information known about this Organization.

Did you hear about the Klampus Organization?

by Klampus is real February 4, 2015

Klapz

A broke Person who is often manipulative, conniving, malicious and petty.

This Nigga Got The Klapz

by TopPlug April 16, 2019

klampnor

Sphinctor; A fine piece of anal

Damn, look at the klampnor on that shitartney!

by Voxell August 30, 2022