klaasje 

Is the hottest girl in town, wears glasses cause their amazing and helpfull so yeah. Make sure to follow her on snapchat its klaasje_m

Klaasje is dat meiske uit amsterdammmm

klaasje by Queen.mdtc February 24, 2017

klaased 

You can be klaased by Klaas, a man who's everywhere. If your klaased you talk the "breezah" language and listen to music like R&B and hip-hop. So a person like 50cent is klaased. But you can call anything klaased. For example, Breezer drink is klaased and Runescape is klaased. Klaased just means something is stupid in that kind of way. A person who's klaased you can call a "klaased nerd".

$|-|@Do0wwR€aPaH: Yo0ww k@y! d0 YoU pL@y wow????
Kayer: Hmm, your klaased.

klaased by kayer June 12, 2006

pull a jon klaasen 

when you wear a pair of timbs, or any kind of boots with a pair of ripped jeans

if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round

"Should I pull a Jon Klaasen today and wear my timbs?"

pull a jon klaasen by papajonklaasen July 18, 2017

klaassen

The whitest kid and orangest hair u will ever see. The smartest person but doesn't always have common sense. Has a zest for life and will accomplish many great things and goals.

Look how far he's gotten, he must be a Klaassen.

klaassen by soccercrazy14 November 29, 2009

Klaasse's Law 

Every conversation will either terminate on or eventually cross the subject of shit.
Functions in a manner similar to that of Godwin's Law.

"I was up all last night, so I feel like shit."
-"Hey, Klaasse's Law"
"...damn you..."

Klaasse's Law by Scott O. January 4, 2008

klaased 

being repeatedly and publicly humiliated, usually in a sexual matter, often the "two fingers"

man did u see that bitch, he just got klaased

klaased by Kenny May 13, 2005