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Kittyloaf 

A loaf of bread with eyes and cat ears.
Shin-1chi loves a Kittyloaf
Kittyloaf by Junpei Takayama October 10, 2004

kittyloaf 

Cat poop, often full of hair due to licking of their own furr.
No way in hell am I picking up tat kittyloaf!
kittyloaf by Jiggles April 1, 2005

Kittyllama 

A cross between a kitty and a llama.
I love Kittyllamas.

Is your mama a llama? No, my mama is a kittyllama.

Shoo, kittyllama. Shoo.
Kittyllama by Escuelito July 7, 2009

kittenloaf

(n.) Unit of measurement, defining the maximum amount of cuteness possible in a single entity.
My girlfriend is so cute, she's at least .9 of a kittenloaf.
kittenloaf by Brass March 29, 2004

kittyLooBoo 

kittyLooBoo is amazing 😍
kittyLooBoo by kittyLooBoo August 24, 2021

kittywaffle 

Another name for female genitalia. Usually referred to as both of the lips of a woman's vagina that hang abnormally low.
Your mom's kittywaffle hangs lower than my balls.
kittywaffle by Greginald June 17, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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