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Kited
I am so kited right now.
Lets go get kited tonight.
Real world slang example: Damn, I'm kited as fuck bro.
Lets go get kited tonight.
Real world slang example: Damn, I'm kited as fuck bro.
Kited by I.Make.Words July 14, 2011
Related Words
Kited • kited up • kite • Kite Runner • kite flyer • kitted • kiedis • kite man • Kitenge • kitted out
Kited
Short Def : Excuse. Being lied to. Being strung along. Similar to how a mob / enemy gets done in video gaming especially by a ranged attacker
Long Def : When you are told one thing, plan or promise and when the time for that is due you have the process repeated, usually in an exponential and sometimes patronizing, manner. Very common with drug dealers, users ( both mentally abusive towards others, and chemical users such as addicts ). Particularly insulting when you've recently dealt with the same person and kept your word to them.
Long Def : When you are told one thing, plan or promise and when the time for that is due you have the process repeated, usually in an exponential and sometimes patronizing, manner. Very common with drug dealers, users ( both mentally abusive towards others, and chemical users such as addicts ). Particularly insulting when you've recently dealt with the same person and kept your word to them.
Charles : "Man, Johnny said he would pay me back a month ago but he keeps giving me excuses every time!"
Joe : "Yeah bro, you're gettin' kited on that if you ask me!"
Joe : "Yeah bro, you're gettin' kited on that if you ask me!"
Kited by VAAM the Anomaly February 10, 2019
kited
to be reported, snitched on (usually falsely). Give C.O. a small piece of paper that gives a brief description of the inmate (name), and accusation so the inmate gets transferred to another cell block.
kited by whoamI2013 June 9, 2013
Kited
Kited is a mobile RPG that integrates augmented reality (AR), offering users dynamic quests and interactions with AI-generated characters in real-world environments.
kited up
kited up by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008
Kite Flyer
Kite Flyer by Ari Shaffer January 14, 2022
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