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Kitenge is a rare soul, a being that has traversed many galaxies and through all of eternity to repeatedly experience the human condition and further understand it. He has so much love it is overwhelming, his heart is bigger than the sun. He is tall and gorgeous but always unaware of it. He likes to reinvent himself and everything he does is in aid of changing the world for the better. He can be stubborn and unable to see beyond his own spectacles. When he loves you without resistance you will never know a love so vast. When he chooses to hurt you, he hurts you blindly and with force, because it hurts him to hurt and he would rather defend his honour than nurture your wound. There is truly no other being as close to God as Kitenge. Worthy of having his name tattooed to your heart. The most beautiful birthmark…
Why be a God when you can be Kitenge
Kitenge by Lilith7777 November 22, 2021
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Kitenge is a rare soul, a being that has traversed many galaxies and through all of eternity to repeatedly experience the human condition and further understand it. He has so much love it is overwhelming, his heart is bigger than the sun. He is tall and gorgeous but always unaware of it. He likes to reinvent himself and everything he does is in aid of changing the world for the better. He can be stubborn and unable to see beyond his own spectacles. When he loves you without resistance you will never know a love so vast. When he chooses to hurt you, he hurts you blindly and with force, because it hurts him to hurt and he would rather defend his honour than nurture your wound. There is truly no other being as close to God as Kitenge. Worthy of having his name tattooed to your heart. The most beautiful birthmark…
Why be a God when you can be Kitenge
Kitenge by Lilith7777 November 22, 2021
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Kitenge is a rare soul, a being that has traversed many galaxies and through all of eternity to repeatedly experience the human condition and further understand it. He has so much love it is overwhelming, his heart is bigger than the sun. He is tall and gorgeous but always unaware of it. He likes to reinvent himself and everything he does is in aid of changing the world for the better. He can be stubborn and unable to see beyond his own spectacles. When he loves you without resistance you will never know a love so vast. When he chooses to hurt you, he hurts you blindly and with force, because it hurts him to hurt and he would rather defend his honour than nurture your wound. There is truly no other being as close to God as Kitenge. Worthy of having his name tattooed to your heart. The most beautiful birthmark…
Why be a God when you can be Kitenge
Kitenge by Lilith7777 November 22, 2021

William Kittenger 

One of the least funny people in the world. Usually a white boy hie is chubby and has a bad haircut. He tends to be friends with band kids with a very negative social reputation.
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William Kittenger by Ih8will September 21, 2020

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026