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Kitenge is a rare soul, a being that has traversed many galaxies and through all of eternity to repeatedly experience the human condition and further understand it. He has so much love it is overwhelming, his heart is bigger than the sun. He is tall and gorgeous but always unaware of it. He likes to reinvent himself and everything he does is in aid of changing the world for the better. He can be stubborn and unable to see beyond his own spectacles. When he loves you without resistance you will never know a love so vast. When he chooses to hurt you, he hurts you blindly and with force, because it hurts him to hurt and he would rather defend his honour than nurture your wound. There is truly no other being as close to God as Kitenge. Worthy of having his name tattooed to your heart. The most beautiful birthmark…
Why be a God when you can be Kitenge
Kitenge by Lilith7777 November 22, 2021
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Kitenge is a rare soul, a being that has traversed many galaxies and through all of eternity to repeatedly experience the human condition and further understand it. He has so much love it is overwhelming, his heart is bigger than the sun. He is tall and gorgeous but always unaware of it. He likes to reinvent himself and everything he does is in aid of changing the world for the better. He can be stubborn and unable to see beyond his own spectacles. When he loves you without resistance you will never know a love so vast. When he chooses to hurt you, he hurts you blindly and with force, because it hurts him to hurt and he would rather defend his honour than nurture your wound. There is truly no other being as close to God as Kitenge. Worthy of having his name tattooed to your heart. The most beautiful birthmark…
Why be a God when you can be Kitenge
Kitenge by Lilith7777 November 22, 2021
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Kitenge is a rare soul, a being that has traversed many galaxies and through all of eternity to repeatedly experience the human condition and further understand it. He has so much love it is overwhelming, his heart is bigger than the sun. He is tall and gorgeous but always unaware of it. He likes to reinvent himself and everything he does is in aid of changing the world for the better. He can be stubborn and unable to see beyond his own spectacles. When he loves you without resistance you will never know a love so vast. When he chooses to hurt you, he hurts you blindly and with force, because it hurts him to hurt and he would rather defend his honour than nurture your wound. There is truly no other being as close to God as Kitenge. Worthy of having his name tattooed to your heart. The most beautiful birthmark…
Why be a God when you can be Kitenge
Kitenge by Lilith7777 November 22, 2021

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