kissociate

Not quite friends, with benefits. A non-exclusive sexual partner of mild familiarity, but with whom an ongoing physical relationship has pre-empted and superceded any other meaningful friendship.

"My kissociate Melvin and I were just boning in the copy room."

"Is that Melvin Flumly from accounting, or Melvin Pilkington, from sales?"

<shrugs> "couldn't tell ya..."

by iteration2 May 15, 2017