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from germany, meaning caretaker of the church.
Haha that guys relatives are Kirkners.
kirkner by sexybabe2121 May 16, 2008
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Alright Kirker 

Alright bellend, alright son calm down
Two kids are walking down the street and one turns to the other cause he is really doing his head in and says " Alright Kirker"
Alright Kirker by your ma 1982 January 5, 2010
being extremely stoned; having induced a large quantity of marijuana
Tree: "are you okay?"
Aaron: "nah im sooo kirkerus"
kirkerus by toneinspace September 15, 2011
a word used in public to describe the act of becoming illegally intoxicated without drawing unnecessary attention.
Josh: "do you wanna come over and get kirkerus with me tonight?"
Tone: " yeah, that'd be cool!"
kirkerus by toneinspace September 15, 2011
a person who flips out frequently, freaks out about little things.
"God she is SUCH a kirker!"
kirker by Abigail Rachellll October 14, 2008
Noun: a guy or girl who is really good looking, generally has hair and has a big penis.

verb: do somthing unusual

kirsnered: when a kirsner has sexual intercourse with you
I just got kirsnered and im proud of it. it felt real nice and its mi fave!

verb: wow kirsner is doing a kirsner, he's doing his homework OR dave did a kirsner by joining theatre studies since he didnt do it as a subject in year 11 dont you think my drama fag freind
kirsner by nosleep42 May 4, 2005
the feeling that comes out of smoking weed
i just had a really good cone and now im kirkerus
kirkerus by toneinspace September 15, 2011
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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