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a person who flips out frequently, freaks out about little things.
"God she is SUCH a kirker!"
kirker by Abigail Rachellll October 14, 2008
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Alright Kirker 

Alright bellend, alright son calm down
Two kids are walking down the street and one turns to the other cause he is really doing his head in and says " Alright Kirker"
Alright Kirker by your ma 1982 January 5, 2010
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skyler kirker

Amazing he is really hot all the girls want to fuck him wild in the bed he is amazing at sex
skyler kirker by Cookie cooler November 1, 2013

the kicker 

Ironic, negative or surprising consequence/fact or Catch-22. Unexpected result.

Usually follows a positive statement. Used as bridging statement for dramatic effect, to a negative consequence/statement.

Probably stems from the phrase "you'll be kicking yourself for this one"
Sure, renting an apartment is cheaper and gives you a lot of flexibility to move around, but here's the kicker: with the money threw away renting places for 5-10 years you could have been well into a mortgage and have built up some personal equity, and credit.
the kicker by satan November 9, 2003

Ladder Kicker 

someone who acts as if the only means of preserving or promoting their quality of life is by denying the same to others. They have climbed the ladder of opportunity and now want to kick the ladder away.
Nancy moved to this neighborhood ten years ago for the schools and quality of life. Nancy opposes the construction of a new apartment building that would offer a similar opportunity to new families. Nancy is a ladder kicker.
Ladder Kicker by Jughead515 July 10, 2018

tire kicker 

Someone who is indecisive about purchasing a product or service, and never feels satisfied with what they are offered. In the end a tire kicker may or may not buy. The term comes from sales people at car dealerships. Tire kickers would come around frequently, kick the tires a few times on the cars that they liked, but never make a solid purchasing decision on any particular car or trim.
That tire kicker has come here every day for the last month, don't waste any time on him.
tire kicker by Ethan April 27, 2004

kikkerikick 

When a bird kick your ass
Takanashi Kiara: "I'mma kikkerikick your butt."
KFP Employee: "What happen to 'Takawashi Kiawa?'"
Takanashi Kiara: "I kikkerikicked her butt."
kikkerikick by Arsnova January 7, 2022
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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