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Kirby doing goatse. Looks like this: (" >o<)
"j00 got kirbse'd" - Site

:( - Me
kirbse by mr_balli October 1, 2005
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Clobber dat dere kirbeh 

The call of a mad penguin declaring war on a pink Kirb. Oh and a video on youtube...
Im gonna clobber dat dere kirbeh
- King DeDeDe
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kirsexual 

Noun: Someone who has the sexuality of loving Kirsten and only Kirsten. This is the best kind of person because they have their mind made up. A person who is kirsexual will often look up to the mighty Kirsten as a father figure but still have sexual fantasies about her. If you are kirsexual you are cool. Kirsexuality has become a huge trend on the internet and is growing fast.
Hey mom I'm kirsexual!
kirsexual by a kirsexual teen December 9, 2013
One of the aliases of Goatse's apprentice. The well known owner of the SpyderLake.com forums. A.K.A Kirtaner Asteraynth.
I wish I hadnt seen that picture of Kirtse
Kirtse by Benjamin Dover April 11, 2004
The beautiful name of a super cool Pixie! Kirbie's love children, music, going to the river, hanging out with friends, glittering their best friends, going to awesome parties and enjoying some rum! The best friend in your life will be a Kirbie and she will make you feel so special and loved whenever she is around. She will make you homemade gifts and cards on your birthday, filled with glitter of course, and remember you before you ever get the chance to feel forgotten. If you are having an awesome time in your life, and find yourself on many adventures, there is probably a Kirbie somewhere! :D
Who is that super hot awesome Pixie? Oh, that must be Kirbie.

Not to be confused with the vacuum!
Kirbie by Hippie Girl 22 July 7, 2011
One of little initiative
Somone who sponges work off friends rather than research
Man that Kirbles needs to sort her life and do some work. I ain't bailing her out no more!
Kirbles by TheHappyHippo May 11, 2007

Kirbstomp 

When a dirty old librarian takes part in the act of booting someone from her library after having a thorough speech with them and threatening a detetion.
"Often the children are kirbstomped for playing games on the computer."

"Dude, I totally got kirbstomped with like 5 other kids.... it was a world record."
Kirbstomp by suckitpcd November 18, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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