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kicielinski

This is the word used to define a hobo. A bum. A lazy moocher. Someone who was too lazy to do something correct because it required them to do a teensy bit of work.

"If its too dificult to work with, better not do it at all, because then we'd have to do more than even less than the minimum requirement of the job." is a line heard from a Kicielinski type of person.

Their dental hygiene is so poor, to call them a slobbering hobo is a compliment. Their green stubby fangs that protrude from their mouth disgust even back alley vermin such as rats.

This person can't handle things that require the use of the mind, such as ordering supplies, or using their hands to cut something.

A Kicielinski will have their feelings hurt quite easily as they are thin skinned losers and deny others what is their rights to have, and make up excuses as to why they are such failures.

Then they'll resort to lying and make false accusations as to why another shouldn't be permitted to move up in the world, usually because they are jealous losers.

If you suck at life and aren't good at your job and sabotage others out of spite and jealosy, you might be a Kicielinski.
Did you hear what that retard tony said?

No, what?

He said he wouldn't allow Henry to continue with any new apprentice training. He made up some stupid excuse to cover his dumb ass, what was it again? Oh yeah! he said he was "jittery and unfocused". What a retard. He must not know henry at all.

What a loser. What does he hope to gain? Henry is 10x the cake decorator he is! Not that it'd be difficult with his lack of skill!

What a worthless Kicielinski he is. And did you see his teeth?

Yeah. Gross. Didn't he ever hear of tooth paste? Someone should punch his teeth out, at least then that disgusting shade of green will be removed. Blech!
kicielinski by Tylerhatesyou November 17, 2017
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Ugh, I spent two days crying over Kiliel after I saw The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies.

Kimielle 

Kimielle is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She has a amazing voice and is willing to put others in front of herself. Like her name, she is very unique and would be a treasure to have in your life. She is the best friend you can ever ask for who puts in every effort to make you smile and laugh. She is so pretty with an amazing body. She attracts a whole lot of guys but only the lucky ones get her, so if you have a Kimielle, don't ever hurt her or let her go. Kimielle is a very sweet-hearted and compassionate girl who accepts everyone and is always there to cheer you up. Kimielle is loved muchly by her friends.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm dating Kimielle
Guy 2: Lucky man, never let her go or else I will take her

Guy 1: She's mine forever
Kimielle by Cupid the matchmaker August 20, 2011

Kixielive 

a gay twitch streamer who kinda sucks at games but she tries her hardest
oh hey whos that! she seems to be wearing a cat beanie!

oh thats just kixielive shes a furry :DD
Kixielive by kixielive April 21, 2023
BIG PEEPEE
kIPPEL MEANS, "HE HAS BIG PEEPEE"
"YESH"
"WOW"
kippel by krabed mided December 9, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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