A sad collection of middle aged wanna be bikers
based in the east of fife.
Commonly reffered to as the cakeys
Average speed on one of there runs would be 42mph in a 70
Sole purpose of rideouts are to cram in as many food stops as possible and they will average
5 stops on a 30 mile run
Members often fall off or drop there bikes as there fat and rotound bodies make them top
heavy and unsteady.
Have great delusions that they are the best club around
The are led by the leader of the
cake patrol who famously went
dry stane dyking on the isle of skye last year