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KingdomBakers

A group of people with a prediliction for Cakes, often seen at mass gatherings outside bakers shops. While en route to these mass gatherings on their motorcycles, KingdomBakers cause massive traffic jams, and form mobile chicanes for artics, caravans and horseboxes to try and get past.
Some say their ultimate aspiration is for the Red flag act to be brought back on to the statute books.
one KingdomBakers member to another, "Did you see the way that caravan cut me up there, he must have been doing at least 20 mph when he passed me"

"yes, bloody speed merchant"
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Kingdombikers

A sad collection of middle aged wanna be bikers based in the east of fife.
Commonly reffered to as the cakeys
Average speed on one of there runs would be 42mph in a 70

Sole purpose of rideouts are to cram in as many food stops as possible and they will average 5 stops on a 30 mile run

Members often fall off or drop there bikes as there fat and rotound bodies make them top heavy and unsteady.

Have great delusions that they are the best club around

The are led by the leader of the cake patrol who famously went dry stane dyking on the isle of skye last year

there goes those cakey kingdombikers

Kingdombikers

A sad collection of middle aged wanna be bikers based in the east of fife.
Commonly reffered to as the cakeys
Average speed on one of there runs would be 42mph in a 70

Sole purpose of rideouts are to cram in as many food stops as possible and they will average 5 stops on a 30 mile run

Members often fall off or drop there bikes as there fat and rotound bodies make them top heavy and unsteady.

Have great delusions that they are the best club around

The are led by the leader of the cake patrol who famously went dry stane dyking on the isle of skye last year
Look there goes they cakey kingdombikers

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026