A sad collection of middle aged wanna be bikers based in the east of fife.
Commonly reffered to as the cakeys
Average speed on one of there runs would be 42mph in a 70
Sole purpose of rideouts are to cram in as many
food stops as possible and they will average 5 stops on a 30 mile run
Members often fall off or drop there bikes as there
fat and rotound bodies make them top heavy and unsteady.
Have great delusions that they are the best club around
The are led by the leader of the
cake patrol who famously went
dry stane dyking on the isle of
skye last year