KingdomBakers

A group of people with a prediliction for Cakes, often seen at mass gatherings outside bakers shops. While en route to these mass gatherings on their motorcycles, KingdomBakers cause massive traffic jams, and form mobile chicanes for artics, caravans and horseboxes to try and get past.
Some say their ultimate aspiration is for the Red flag act to be brought back on to the statute books.

one KingdomBakers member to another, "Did you see the way that caravan cut me up there, he must have been doing at least 20 mph when he passed me"

"yes, bloody speed merchant"

KingdomBakers by A. Turnover May 6, 2008

kingdombyers 

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kingdombyers by katstark June 29, 2021

Kingdombikers

A sad collection of middle aged wanna be bikers based in the east of fife.
Commonly reffered to as the cakeys
Average speed on one of there runs would be 42mph in a 70

Sole purpose of rideouts are to cram in as many food stops as possible and they will average 5 stops on a 30 mile run

Members often fall off or drop there bikes as there fat and rotound bodies make them top heavy and unsteady.

Have great delusions that they are the best club around

The are led by the leader of the cake patrol who famously went dry stane dyking on the isle of skye last year

there goes those cakey kingdombikers

Kingdombikers by beat you to it May 7, 2008

Kingdombikers

A sad collection of middle aged wanna be bikers based in the east of fife.
Commonly reffered to as the cakeys
Average speed on one of there runs would be 42mph in a 70

Sole purpose of rideouts are to cram in as many food stops as possible and they will average 5 stops on a 30 mile run

Members often fall off or drop there bikes as there fat and rotound bodies make them top heavy and unsteady.

Have great delusions that they are the best club around

The are led by the leader of the cake patrol who famously went dry stane dyking on the isle of skye last year

Look there goes they cakey kingdombikers

Kingdombikers by beat you to it May 6, 2008