king shlong 

A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.

Here love, you think you got game? You think you can handle King Shlong without being torn a new arsehole? No lady can lap up King Shlong's pole, here lass, get ya' laughin' gear around this bad boy!

king shlong by Metalmeltdown September 4, 2006

King shlong dat hoe

when andy mcvittie fucks a girl so hard she dies

Go on my son king shlong dat hoe! tear her right up the middle. No mercy!!!!!!!!!!

King shlong dat hoe by king slong August 5, 2008

King Kong Shlong 

A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word

My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.

King Kong Shlong by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021

King Kong Long Shlong 

Its just noice

king kong long shlongs are great

King Kong Long Shlong by anonymous March 2, 2021

King Schlong 

The gay porno version of Peter Jacksons 'King Kong'.
King Schlong is expected to be a great hit within the homosexual community!

Husband: We should see King Schlong I hear it's supposed to be very good
Wife: King Schlong is for gay people hunny, LoLz0rz
Husband: Yeh, about that...

King Schlong by zzzzzzzzur December 17, 2005

King Kong Schlong

A man with a massively huge cock or dick.

TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.

King Kong Schlong by PornDrugs January 30, 2015

King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

King Kong Schlong by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022