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Demolishing everything in your path so bad that it looks like New York after King Kong was done with it.

I just King Konged that pizza. I need more.

king konged by gman7985 October 20, 2015

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King Konged

Being in a state of complete transcendental kettyness and as high as a ferret in a hot air balloon

Me and stevo bashed 2g's of ket then smoked a philly blunt, I'm king konged mate

King Konged by elephantspam January 26, 2019

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King Konger

Someone with a penis over 10 inches in length.

The pornstar had a dick so big, the female pornstar estimated it to be a king konger.

King Konger by xIC3xMANx April 6, 2009

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kingkongdong

When your dick gets to the same size as the empire state building becaus you saw a hot ass lady.

“That girl gave me a Kingkongdong”

kingkongdong by Doggy Kat March 14, 2018

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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