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King Kong's Finger

A turd big enough to crush a car
shit look out for that king kong finger
King Kong's Finger by Denny January 20, 2005

King Kong's Finger

A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.
"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"
King Kong's Finger by tuckmoth June 23, 2004

King Kong's Finger

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl and pounds out a log on your stomach
Sherry gave her boyfriend a King Kong's Finger lastnight at the party
King Kong's Finger by 1andDone August 23, 2018

King Kong's Finger

A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.
What a dump I just had. It was a King Kong's Finger.

king kong's little finger 

a large turd, usually whole and compact.
"i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen the size of this thing, it was like King Kong's little finger"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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