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King Kong's Finger

A turd big enough to crush a car
shit look out for that king kong finger
King Kong's Finger by Denny January 20, 2005

King Kong's Finger

A huge turd resembling the screen beast's digit, stuck at the back doors causing great discomfort.

The desparate need to free a chocolate hostage.
"Fuck me I need a shite, I've got King Kong's finger poking out of my arse"
King Kong's Finger by tuckmoth June 23, 2004

King Kong's Finger

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl and pounds out a log on your stomach
Sherry gave her boyfriend a King Kong's Finger lastnight at the party
King Kong's Finger by 1andDone August 23, 2018

King Kong's Finger

A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A King Kong's Finger is a large turd typically formed in the shape of the giant ape's digit in the act of tickling Fay Wray under the chin.
What a dump I just had. It was a King Kong's Finger.

king kong's little finger 

a large turd, usually whole and compact.
"i had a huge curry last night, I was on the toilet all morning...you should have seen the size of this thing, it was like King Kong's little finger"
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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