King Richard

A clever way of saying a person (usually male) is a big dick when parents or coworkers are within earshot.

Woman to BFF on phone: I went out with Tommy last night and he acted like King Richard.

BFF: REALLY??? I thought he would be totally sweet!

Woman: Nope, a total King Richard. That was our first and LAST date!

King Richard by Abbie1969 March 14, 2009

Get merch

Get the King Richard mug.

See more merch

King Richard

A penis.

What am I doing tonight? Tonight I will be in the service of King Richard.

King Richard by americanmidwestsamurai April 21, 2011

Get merch

Related Words

King Richard • king richard the third • scott richard king • kingrichard15 • king • king kong • King of the Hill • king von • King James • King Kahuna

King Richard

KIng Richard (Dick) is like King Midas, but everything he touches turns to shit.

"Bob, is always in such a bad mood, bringing everyone down around him. It's so hard to get work done with him around"

"Yeah, seriously, he is such a King RIchard"

King Richard by Shatonya Sheets October 10, 2023

Get merch

king richard the third

putting your dick in a toaster

i came down to the kitchen yesterday and saw him doing a big king richard the third

king richard the third by foultreebread April 28, 2017

Get merch

scott richard king

A guy that is well loved and a friend to all but watch out if you treat your girl bad around him because he will be up in those guts quicker then a snicker. She will fall for him but he will just rock her world and build her confidence up and send her back . He isnt a home wrecker but a relationship checker or counselor.

I told that boy to treat his girl right but he wouldn't listen so I had to do the scott Richard King and give that girl what she needed last night.

scott richard king by 2 live drew0 April 8, 2023

Get merch

kingrichard15

The Type of Coon to Ban You in his Twitch Chat for Asking him if he would like to Help You Butt Chug A Bottle of Ranch Dressing. And will commonly Accuse everyone that’s better than him of Stream Sniping

KingRichard15 is the worst Fortnite Player.

kingrichard15 by CoonRichard15 July 8, 2018

Get merch

Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

Get merch