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kimbleism 

The practice of using a word, phrase, statement, one-liner or action that is so wacky and makes no sense whatsoever but is said or done with such conviction that it becomes utterly believable and appears as nuggets of wisdom.
My friend was so utterly confident when he told me that swimmers never get dehydrated while in water as their bodies automatically absorb the necessary water through osmosis. I almost believed it till I realised it was a kimbleism!
kimbleism by Subash August 25, 2013

Kimbalist 

a person that practices kimbalism
i hate you cause i'm a Kimbalist
Kimbalist by Bl@cky December 16, 2022

kimmylism 

a religion that partakes in worshipping a girl named kimmy
Today, I’m going to church. Do you worship christianity? No, worship Kimmylism.
kimmylism by WOOOOOOOD June 2, 2021

Kimboliscious

(Adjective)

Originated less than 10 minutes ago, Kimboliscious is derived from an urban setting and is common terminology used to describe one's affinity for a particular thing or object. Another word to describe something Fabulous.
Emily: "Are those shoes new?"
Pat: "Yeah, I bought them today!"

Looks at Kim.
Emily: "They are Kimboliscious."

Kilgalism 

A twink who doesn’t know how to use aneurysm right
Dude you know are you having a kilgalism?
Kilgalism by EjaculatingEdward June 22, 2021

Kimalisa 

An exquisite human being. Above all. A lioness. Queen of the Bronx
Aww shit! That girl will never be a Kimalisa.
Kimalisa by anonymous November 22, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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