killogram

A unit of measure used to specify the weight of a set of ponderous barbells that would be total "muscle-murder" for ordinary body-builders; only someone like Arnold Schwarzenegger should try to lift that much.

Charles Atlas had been performing exercises shortly before his death,; I wonder if he was bench-pressing too many killograms.

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

killogram

Da ~2.2 pounds of flesh (hey, da original play was written a long time ago --- we gotta adjust for inflation, right???) dat a modern-day Shylock would have wanted to cut from Antonio's chest nearest da heart, which of course would have had fatal results.

Da term "killogram" could also refer to da Western-Union-type letter dat Achmed would send to someone.

by QuacksO October 13, 2023

kissogram

someone who dresses up as a character, (i.e. police officer, doctor, french maid) goes to parties, and kisses people. They don't strip, they just kiss.

Mary didn't want a stripper at her bachelorette party, so we just have a kissogram instead.

by lilyhache September 2, 2013

Kilogram

The kilogram, symbol kg, is the SI unit of mass. As of 2019 it is defined by taking the fixed numerical value of the Planck constant h to be 6.62607015×10−34 when expressed in the unit J⋅s, which is equal to kg⋅m2⋅s−1, where the meter and the second are defined in terms of c and ΔνCs.

Scientists have redefined the kilogram for 2019.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Kilographic

(N). An event occuring in the background of another, more minor event, and yet, at times, may alter the foreground event, or may be adjacent or related.

Jimmy and Bob wondered if they would ever see Rupert again as he took to the sky. In the background, he rose into the sky, only to be struck by lightning and then hit by a plane. What a kilographic...

by Def_226 July 30, 2003

killographic

1. A word to cover up parent's lack of responsibility over what games their children play, because they are too blind to read the ESRB raiting.
2. Games that are too "violent".

The word killographic is a joke.

by Sogard December 11, 2003

Killagram

The action of smoking a gram of marijuana with or without friend(s)

My main hoe just had my first son. I'm finna killagram to celebrate .

Damn, Tyrone, I ain't seen your ass in a while, wanna killagram?

Hey, man, I'm finna killagram. Wanna join?

by Purell Sanitizing Wipes May 1, 2017