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kick stand

a erect penis also known as a "boner".
i woke up in the morning with a mean case of cotton mouth, i rolled over to get a drink of water put i couldent reach it because my kick stand was out !!!!
kick stand by stoph September 1, 2004
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Kick Stand

Whilst in the doggy style position with your other, have her lift up one leg so now she has only one leg for support. Now in this position slide one of your feet beside her supporting foot and in one smooth motion sweep her foot out from under her sending her crashing into the floor or head board.
I gave my ex the kick stand last night and it rocked.
Kick Stand by Kaboble April 7, 2009

Kick Stand

When a male wakes up with an erection that holds you on one side if you roll over
"I woke up with morning wood which turned out to be a Kick Stand"
Kick Stand by ThirdLegJones June 6, 2015

Kick stand

When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.
“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”
Kick stand by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Kick Stand

When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.
“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”
Kick Stand by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Kick-stand 

Same as a Boner, slang term that was used back in the early seventies
When a male gets his first morning hard on while laying on his side in bed which used to be called a kick-stand.
Kick-stand by Sammie Blue Eyes October 9, 2009

Kensington kick-stand 

Where in One of North Philadelphia’s infamous heroin and crack infested neighborhoods, Kensington. Where junkies are all leaning, bent all the way over while dipped out with impeccable balance. Rarely falling on face.
While driving down Kensington ave in north philly you will often see both men and women junkies/fiends doing the Kensington kick-stand both in the middle of the street, and everywhere else a human can stand.
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