When a male gets his first morning hard on while laying on his side in bed which used to be called a kick-stand.
by Sammie Blue Eyes October 08, 2009
When you're leaning so much on Purple Drank you need a kickstand. The cough syrup gets you so high that it's hard to stand up.
by TripleCupper January 12, 2011
i woke up in the morning with a mean case of cotton mouth, i rolled over to get a drink of water put i couldent reach it because my kick stand was out !!!!
by stoph September 01, 2004
When you are banging a 1-legged chick from behind...and after you bust....u kick out that one leg out...and she falls...then you jump around yelling "kickstand kickstand".
I was at a War Amp meeting and hooked up with this hot 1-legged counselor....i bent her over and gave her a kickstand.
by A and J Productions January 25, 2011
by Jimmy the Lametoothed Rhinosaurus. October 08, 2003
A piece of shit that is so long it is still attached to your anus but is touching the bottom of the bowl.
by turdsmith September 19, 2013
An unattractive individual (guy or girl) who always is accompanied by better looking individuals. Meaning they are the "kickstand" that holds up the prize.
by RickyDosmil January 14, 2011