Khyjuan is a very handsome person who's smile is contagious. He's funny and will brighten your day, he's very popular and cool, he'll be there for you when your down. If he's your boyfriend you'll be lucky because he'll care for you and be there when you need someone at the most. His ways of asking someone out is interesting, but romantic, weather it's on paper, in person or privately behind a building, he'll always be too amazing of a person to reject. It's certain that his crush likes him back.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Khyjuan has a crush on you? You have a crysh on him, don't you? "
Person 2: "What?! No way he'll like someone like me! "
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).