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Keither Troy 

Keither Troy by cheskers November 24, 2021

the keither 

King schmuck, but we all love him.
Hey look, here comes the keither prancing about.
the keither by Michael McGuire February 9, 2004
A skinny kid that somehow gets lots of girls. Even though they’re probably ugly as shit. Most keithers love to vape and suck dick at the same time.
Ugly girl 1: guess what
Ugly girl 2: you fucked Keither?!?
Ugly girl 3: no way we all fucked him!
keither by Huh321hh December 12, 2018

Khishern 

Khishern is a very guy but can be a little bit annoying at times but is always someone nice to be around and is a good friend
Hahahaha nice one Khishern
Khishern by Hogrider69 November 22, 2021

keitherson 

Keitherson is muscular than most , THE alpha male to exist. His presence alone was enough to scary Michael Myers . Through his omni dimensional limbs (2 arms and 3 legs ;-) he is able to impregnate women without them even noticing. The sheer force of his will is enough to make the mountain come to Mohammed. He is the only being who witnessed Alexander The Great creation. In fact he conceived fought beside him in all of The Greats scariest. Keitherson the King.
Keitherson the Immortal. Keitherson the Deflowerer. Those are a few of his many ancient names that Earths ancestors have called him by.
“Keitherson the King has really awoken me with his unbelievable limbs”
keitherson by Busesthefeeling November 22, 2023

keitherson 

Keitherson is muscular than most , THE alpha male to exist. His presence alone was enough to scary Michael Myers . Through his omni dimensional limbs (2 arms and 3 legs ;-) he is able to impregnate women without them even noticing. The sheer force of his will is enough to make the mountain come to Mohammed. He is the only being who witnessed Alexander The Great creation. In fact he conceived fought beside him in all of The Greats scariest. Keitherson the King.
Keitherson the Immortal. Keitherson the Deflowerer. Those are a few of his many ancient names that Earths ancestors have called him by.
“Keitherson the King really has awoken me with his unbelievable limbs”
keitherson by Busesthefeeling November 22, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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