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1. Literal definition: bedbug. It is used by Sunnis to call Shias as it is said Shias suck the blood of Sunnis and put it in their food and on their alams.
1. Sunni: SUP MA KHATMAL NIGGA?!?!?
Shia: stfu noob, I'll bring khatmatron on ur ass
Khatmal by MutahMan October 12, 2010

Narangi Khatmal

Narangi Khatmals are the andhbhakts who blindly follow the lies spread by the IT cell of BJP. They are idiots and blindly believe IT cell owned media portals such as OPIndia, Indian right-wing news website known for frequently publishing misinformation and fake news.
I met a Narangi Khatmal today on Twitter. His twitter ID is @Hindu_Realm_36
Narangi Khatmal by Winstonn_DD March 5, 2024
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Khamal is sweet,funny,caring,loving,intelligent,out going,handsome,romantic,corny and mine. He's one in a million and stands out. He is obessed with sports,especially basketball. He has ALOT of confidence in himself and thinks he's a thug around here. He can get whatever he wants if he sets his mind to it. He's loyal to his friends and love his girlfriend.
Khamal, ALOT, corny, million, confidence
Khamal by BlowTrees January 8, 2012

Khatmatron 

A heroic form of khatmal when they join forces to defend what is theirs.
The perps had to deal with Khatmatron when they went in for the attack
Khatmatron by TofiBaba October 12, 2010
Hey Khamaly
Khamaly by Kspain100 June 5, 2018
I'm khamala GADDAMIT
Khamala by Khlamzy January 24, 2020
Khamal is the most finest piece of light skin ass there is around his abs are so chiseled and hard with a long shlong and mexicana looking beard but that’s okay because his girlfriend loves him so much she even made this bullshit ass definition we been together forever
Octavia:Khamal is SO fine
Lisa:OKAY bitch we FUCKING KNOW DAMN

Octavia:bitch SMD tf ik u want him whore
Khamal by Bigtiitybones November 24, 2021
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