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keybonics 

Keybonics = when you type on your computer the same stupid butchered version of English
that you talk like with your homies.
Like fo shizzle my dizzle, can you belizzledizzle thisiszzle a wordizzzle ??
keybonics by mlegg10 February 7, 2005
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keybonics 

Failure to use common grammer when spelling with a keyboard.

The use of symbols to express love for something.

Are you into me? = ru n2 me?
azz = ass
because or 'cause = coz, cuz, cuzz
<<33333
i hAtE WhEN PeOpLE tYpE LiKe ThIs

ThIs iS 1 eXaMpLe oF KeYBoNiCs

WEll damn boisss. u got me hyped up! HEHEE....care to show me?

<3333 sexii bois!

keybonics by stupendous_man78 July 26, 2006
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KEYBONICS 

bad typing, spelling, or abbreviation online and on Smart phones
"Can you write that again? I don't speak keybonics."
KEYBONICS by Triston212 September 2, 2013

kybonics 

NOUN:language adaptation; ebonics used with a decidedly caucasion accent. lacks Urban influence other than da words, YO! No one really says yo anymore- that should offer some indication.
"DAMN SON!!! I am White!" I think you know what I'm saying here. I'm spitting kybonics, yo!
kybonics by K-dawg347yo February 2, 2010

keyonice 

A cute sexy ass girl attitude scorpion skinny always speaks her opinion she always have swag and boys thinks she cool and sexy and want her but don't know how to tell her
DAMN keyonice bad ass hell I have I wish I could cuff that
keyonice by KEYONICE February 17, 2015

keytonic 

Adj.
extremely bad breath; usually results from when one has not consumed food within an extensive time period. The odor is often hard to describe for it doesn't resemble anything- just smells bad...

Girl : " You must not have eaten breakfast right?"
Boy: "yea...how did you know"
Girl: "Because you are SO Keytonic right now"
keytonic by Naia B. January 26, 2006
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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