keybonics

Keybonics = when you type on your computer the same stupid butchered version of English
that you talk like with your homies.

Like fo shizzle my dizzle, can you belizzledizzle thisiszzle a wordizzzle ??

by mlegg10 February 7, 2005

keybonics

Failure to use common grammer when spelling with a keyboard.

The use of symbols to express love for something.

Are you into me? = ru n2 me?
azz = ass
because or 'cause = coz, cuz, cuzz
<<33333
i hAtE WhEN PeOpLE tYpE LiKe ThIs

ThIs iS 1 eXaMpLe oF KeYBoNiCs

WEll damn boisss. u got me hyped up! HEHEE....care to show me?

<3333 sexii bois!

by stupendous_man78 July 26, 2006

KEYBONICS

bad typing, spelling, or abbreviation online and on Smart phones

"Can you write that again? I don't speak keybonics."

by Triston212 September 2, 2013

kybonics

NOUN:language adaptation; ebonics used with a decidedly caucasion accent. lacks Urban influence other than da words, YO! No one really says yo anymore- that should offer some indication.

"DAMN SON!!! I am White!" I think you know what I'm saying here. I'm spitting kybonics, yo!

by K-dawg347yo February 2, 2010

keyonice

A cute sexy ass girl attitude scorpion skinny always speaks her opinion she always have swag and boys thinks she cool and sexy and want her but don't know how to tell her

DAMN keyonice bad ass hell I have I wish I could cuff that

by KEYONICE February 17, 2015

keytonic

Adj.
extremely bad breath; usually results from when one has not consumed food within an extensive time period. The odor is often hard to describe for it doesn't resemble anything- just smells bad...

Girl : " You must not have eaten breakfast right?"
Boy: "yea...how did you know"
Girl: "Because you are SO Keytonic right now"

by Naia B. January 26, 2006