key of awesome

Typically describing the composition, the "key of awesome" is the set of notes that provides optimal foot tapping, steering wheel drumming, and air guitaring. Though lovers of classical music may argue that Mahler also composed in the key of awesome long before it was identified.

The "key of awesome" is not limited to music, and may describe the manner in which a person does anything.

While most classical and contemporary songs are written in the keys of C Major or Eb Minor, a rising number of individuals have been attempting to do all things "in the key of awesome"

key of awesome by vitamincdl February 23, 2010

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The Key of Awesome

Weekly musical comedy show on Youtube spoofing celebrities, pop-culture and the latest internet memes. Produced by barelypolitical. The Key of Awesome features Mark Douglas, Lauren Francesca, and others.

Have you seen that great Ke$ha parody on youtube?

Yea! The Key of Awesome made it. They did the Lady Gaga ones too!

The Key of Awesome by gorbasho August 19, 2010

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The Key of Awesome

A series of comedy music videos, both parodies and original

The Key of Awesome is hilarious.

The Key of Awesome by kubleeka May 24, 2011

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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