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KESZEI : kA(y)-zI

kes (kay(z)) :
crazy > kraz > kes

-zei (z(eye)) :
A, typically, white suburban boy obsessed with everything Japanese. Often follows characteristics of a japanerd and having an attraction to young girls.

keszei : A crazy suburban japanerdpedophile.

The suburban virus to go keszei is as scary and dangerous as naming objects after anime characters.
keszei by etown-indy April 12, 2009
Is a handsome and charming individual with a Massive Sausage ; who tends to be an a hole sometimes, but is a shy person who is afraid to open up themselves, a Kesneil will always be there for you, happy or sad.
Girl: Omg! Kesneil is such a dick!
Girl#2: He is but he's a really nice guy sometimes
kesneil by Gem guy September 30, 2019
Related Words
keszia means cassia tree, and is also one of the three daughters of job in the bible
omfg keszia stfu
keszia by elliebellie612 October 4, 2021
Quietly and effortlessly beautiful
She’s enough for me, she is effortlessly beautiful, she’s Kezeiah.
Kezeiah by ballsack_23 April 3, 2023

kesleigh 

one of the best friends youll ever meet
i love kesleigh sm
kesleigh by HOLYSHITIMTHEREALB July 18, 2024
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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