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A matured smart looking man who is modest with an enormous donkey dick that makes all girl's eye goes white in a short time interval. He is extremely charming and a loyal partner.
Person 1: Look over there...It is Kesaven with his massive penis hanging out of his pants mimicking gun.
Person 2: I'm mesmerized looking at it
kesaven by English hunter November 23, 2021
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Keaveney 

To not do your job, delegate and ask obscure questions that are pointless to seem smarter than you are.

Not understand anything at all.
In our project meeting this afternoon, he used a Keaveney tactic, but the team ignored his request knowing it was ludicrous.
Keaveney by Flying_Monkeys December 15, 2022
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Ehh he’s alright, he’s one of the good straights
“Is Kesavan playing the 10hr Mario sunshine theme again?”
“No he’s listening to the Russian Village Boys”
Kesavan by okay fine April 15, 2022
Look up Keavan instead, there is the definition for keaven
You used keaven wrong
keaven by Y3T1 November 5, 2018

Nick Keaveny 

A person who has a face that largely resembles a human face. He has 2 ears and a nose. it is a nose. He has two eyes that are a certain color and sometimes sneezes out of his nose, not his eyes. He plays football with is two arms and a has a spam javelin. He particularly enjoys being joysticked
I'm gonna get my spam javelin joysticked, just like Nick Keaveny always does.
Nick Keaveny by Ryan Bieber May 2, 2011
Keaven is a sweet intelligent young individual. Usually very creative and very sweet and giving. Can be very spicy at times but makes great friends and lovers! Keaven is the shit!! Once you cross them you WILL see another side of them. Treat them the way they treat you and everything will always go perfect with Kev. If you have a Keaven in your life you are very blessed!
“Hey where’s Keaven I wanted to tell her something

“She’s in the Library reading
Keaven by Kmj15 November 26, 2021
Keaven is a sweet intelligent young individual. Usually very creative and very sweet and giving. Can be very spicy at times but makes great friends and lovers! Keaven is the shit!! Once you cross them you WILL see another side of them. Treat them the way they treat you and everything will always go perfect with Kev. If you have a Keaven in your life you are very blessed!
“Hey where’s Keaven I wanted to tell her something

“She’s in the Library reading
Keaven by Kmj15 November 26, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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