Keaveney 

To not do your job, delegate and ask obscure questions that are pointless to seem smarter than you are.

Not understand anything at all.

In our project meeting this afternoon, he used a Keaveney tactic, but the team ignored his request knowing it was ludicrous.

Keaveney by Flying_Monkeys December 15, 2022

Keaveney 

A girl who loves gingers.
has MAJOR trust issues and won’t believe a word you say

she will be very loyal but apparently she’s like that with everyone jk it probbaly meant nothing .

she IS blonde (don’t call her brunette or you migjt be buried alive speaking from experience)
she is a very sweet girl that you should cherish and is an amazing friend that will listen to all your problems and daddy issues

Boy1 : who is that girl standing in the rain at this match
Boy2: oh that’s just keaveney

Boy1: wow i want her fr

Keaveney by itsherik August 10, 2023

Nick Keaveny 

A person who has a face that largely resembles a human face. He has 2 ears and a nose. it is a nose. He has two eyes that are a certain color and sometimes sneezes out of his nose, not his eyes. He plays football with is two arms and a has a spam javelin. He particularly enjoys being joysticked

I'm gonna get my spam javelin joysticked, just like Nick Keaveny always does.

Nick Keaveny by Ryan Bieber May 2, 2011