kerttu

Grogudick.

I have a Kerttu, what a grogudick.

by Grogudick February 7, 2019

kertu

My classmate bitch

How's going Kertu?

by UnicornLlamaBitch January 14, 2019

Kertu

A girl who is a little bit depressed but is happy at the same time. She usually is single and doesn't have a lot of friends. She is very trustworthy. She usually has a shit ton of scars.

Person 1: * is talking about her/his scars and is sad*
Person 2: You're acting like Kertu. It's scaring me a bit.

by Edp 445 February 18, 2018

kertruffle

A commotion caused by a misunderstanding that involves truffles and truffle-related things.

A kertruffle broke out between two warring clans over who gets to control the rights to the truffle mine.

by kirupa March 31, 2013

kertius

And dark skinned black guy who's usually muscular and has a very large penis and is good at sports and fighting.

Oh my god Kertius's boner is so sexy

by Jacob Tranz December 25, 2016

kurttu

the skin on the penis. That skin is called kurttu.

My kurttu was tickling yesterday.

by joona November 30, 2005

Kertu

Kertu is cool and beatiful person. She is depressed all the time, but she should not be like that, because she should be satisfied with herself as she is and think about everything positive. She's the sweetest person.

Teacher: someone acute is approaching

Students: it's Kertu
Teacher: Ohhhh that's why i felt like someone was nearby who's approached cool

Kertu

by Kakajunn January 15, 2021